vol. 01 — arctic mint
issue 0001
tallinn / 59°N
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nooled

mind, primed.

Chewable nootropic gum. 40mg caffeine, 60mg L-theanine. Five-minute onset. Engineered in Tallinn.

5min
onset
0g
sugar
4:1
caffeine ratio
9pcs
per pack
mind, primedfive-minute onsetno sugarengineered in tallinnchewed everywhere
00 / Specs

the formula.

per piece — verified
speed
5min
From chew to focus
clean
0g
Sugar. Xylitol-based.
ratio
4:1
Caffeine to L-theanine
format
9
Pieces per pack
01 / DNA

what it does.

three values · zero noise
01

clarity

Calm, sharpened focus without jitter. L-theanine softens caffeine's edge while keeping the lift.

L-theanine · B6 · B12
02

velocity

Five-minute onset. Buccal absorption skips the slow gut path — the gum is the delivery system.

buccal · sublingual · fast
03

precision

Lab-dosed per piece. No sugar. No mystery blends. Numbers earn the trust.

40mg · 60mg · 0g sugar
04 / Per piece

the breakdown.

lab-verified · per chew
CAFFEINE
40 mg
≈ 1/2 espresso
L-THEANINE
60 mg
smooths caffeine
VITAMIN B6
1.4 mg
100% NRV
VITAMIN B12
2.5 µg
100% NRV
SUGAR
0 g
xylitol base
ONSET
5 min
buccal absorption

honest numbers.

Every active dose is printed on the back. No proprietary blends, no cocktail of unknowns. You see what you chew.

EU-tested Vegan Sugar-free GMP facility
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02 / How

chew. think. ship.

Place a piece between cheek and gum. Active compounds absorb buccally — bypassing the slower stomach path. By minute five, focus is online.

ONSET
5 min
buccal absorption
PEAK
20–30 min
calm focus window
FADE
~2.5 hr
no crash design
Read the science
05 / Field notes

what operators say.

★★★★★ 4.8 / 5
284 reviews
★★★★★
two pieces before a pitch. brain clear, words precise.
M. Karu
Founder · Tallinn
verified
★★★★★
replaced my 4pm coffee. no 7pm crash. sleep stayed clean.
L. Tamm
Designer · Helsinki
verified
★★★★★
travels easier than a flat white. the mint is genuinely cold.
P. Vogel
PM · Berlin
verified
as seen in
06 / origin

built for the post-2pm meeting.

We made nooled because the third coffee never works. The lift is real but the focus is fragmented. So we engineered a fast, calm, exact format — chewable, lab-dosed, honest. Five-minute onset. No sugar. No mystery.

One pack. Nine pieces. Mind, primed.

— vilen oü · tallinn
07 / Q&A

questions, answered.

support@nooled.com
how fast does it actually kick in?

Around five minutes. Active compounds absorb buccally — through the gum lining — bypassing the slow stomach path.

is this safer than coffee?

Different, not safer. 40mg caffeine is roughly half an espresso. The L-theanine smooths the jitter; the xylitol base is better for teeth.

will it crash me at 6pm?

Less likely than coffee. The 4:1 caffeine-to-L-theanine ratio is engineered to keep the curve flat.

what's the shipping situation?

EU: 2–4 working days. Free over €40. Shipped from Tallinn.

returns?

14-day money-back if unopened. We're not going to argue about a chewing gum.

09 / In the wild

chewed everywhere.